Arrested on 3rd November last year after a collision between a van and a Mercedes, Professor Green appeared before Bromley Magistrates Court today and was banned from driving for 12 months after he admitted a charge of drink driving.

He was also fined £525, but his 12 month ban may be cut to nine upon successful completion of a drink-driver course. (We’re not sure why he needs a course – he obviously knows how to do it already. Boom-tish.)

The court was told that Green, 30, was robbed of his Rolex watch on the doorstep of his home and got in his car when he feared the thief may be chasing his wife. Nobody was hurt in the incident.